I have a new iPhone ... my first. I'm learning to text, but it's been a challenge. There are all those code acronyms that I can't figure out. I thought maybe it was because I was, well, frankly ... a senior citizen. In my mind, I'm still 35, although that's hard to compute when my son is 35.
Finally, I got a list a friend found on the Internet. There's a texting code just for Baby Boomers!
ATD - At The Doctor
BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LWMDO - Laughing With My Dentures Out
LOL - Living On Lipitor
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL - CGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing… but Can't Get Up
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTP - Where's The Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Here's the way I see it: Mark Twain once said, "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."